Call it what you will

POOP-SPLOSION.....

POOP-TASTROPHE.....

POOP-ARIFFIC.....

POOP-A-PALOOZA.....

-----POOP-----

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

Not just any color poop.

Not just a small amount of poop.

Not just regular poop.

Not just non-stinky poop.

At 7:10am, from the boys bathroom, I hear nothing. Nothing is never good when it's nothing coming from your 3 year old rebel without a cause who just said he was going pee-pee. NEVER GOOD!!

So, being the good Momma that I am, I holler into the bathroom......LUKE - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Still nothing. So, I holler again.....LUCAS, WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING? Pauuuuuuuse......

MOOOOOMMMMMMY, YOU NEED TO WIPE MY HIIIIIINEY!!!! So, I get up and go to the bathroom to find.......

YOU GUESSED IT --- POOOOP....EVERYWHERE!!!!

Not just any color poop.

GREEN POOP, LIKE THE COLOR OF THIS POST

Not just a small amount of poop.

BLOBS OF GREEN POOP ALL OVER THE FLOOR

Not just regular poop.

NASTY LOOSE POOP

Not just non-stinky poop.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!

Said 3 year old has also tried to wipe himself. 1/2 a roll of TP in the toilet. NGP on the toilet seat. The floor, the bathmat, the pj pants, his hand, the bottom of one foot.

!!!INSERT GAGGING NOISE HERE!!!

Soooo, I plop him in the tub to wash him off. All the while trying not to add puke to the mix. Get him washed off....rinse off the rug, the towel, the washrag, the pj pants in my nice clean tub. Get Luke in a pull-up(no undies here when poop looks like that). Grab all the drenched objects from the bathroom and insert into washer......with bleach!!!!

Luke looks at me and says - Thanks Mommy. You cleaned up my poop.

I HATE POOP!!!